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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>i have a bee problem.

other upsetting insects will be featured here as well, but the main issue at hand is bees and similar bee-like insects (wasps, hornets etc)

i will style this eventually but i will NOT make it bee colored. god. that would give me nightmares.</description><title>bee log</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @beelog)</generator><link>http://beelog.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>so today, around the block from my house, some evil two inch bee/wasp/whatever wandered over to me...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;so today, around the block from my house, some evil two inch bee/wasp/whatever wandered over to me from the street. i freaked out and walked/ran onto someone’s lawn, while they watched. the beast then lost interest. dick.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://beelog.tumblr.com/post/156068207</link><guid>http://beelog.tumblr.com/post/156068207</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:41:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bee sex</title><description>&lt;p&gt;there seems to have been a lot of it lately.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and subsequently, lots of frantic, spastic bee-pairs bumbling all over the sidewalks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://beelog.tumblr.com/post/49863528</link><guid>http://beelog.tumblr.com/post/49863528</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:09:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>face attack</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;time&lt;/b&gt;: approx 2:00 PM&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;location&lt;/b&gt;: two blocks from my house&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;bee threat level&lt;/b&gt;: high&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;synopsis&lt;/b&gt;: a bee fucking FLEW INTO MY FACE as i was walking. not only did it make physical contact and scare the shit out of me but it touched my face! i can still feel “bee” on my face. situation was resolved when i quickened my pace and the bee haphazardly flew into the street.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://beelog.tumblr.com/post/49597170</link><guid>http://beelog.tumblr.com/post/49597170</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:51:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
