so today, around the block from my house, some evil two inch bee/wasp/whatever wandered over to me from the street. i freaked out and walked/ran onto someone’s lawn, while they watched. the beast then lost interest. dick.
bee log
other upsetting insects will be featured here as well, but the main issue at hand is bees and similar bee-like insects (wasps, hornets etc)
i will style this eventually but i will NOT make it bee colored. god. that would give me nightmares.
bee sex
there seems to have been a lot of it lately.
and subsequently, lots of frantic, spastic bee-pairs bumbling all over the sidewalks.
face attack
time: approx 2:00 PM
location: two blocks from my house
bee threat level: high
synopsis: a bee fucking FLEW INTO MY FACE as i was walking. not only did it make physical contact and scare the shit out of me but it touched my face! i can still feel “bee” on my face. situation was resolved when i quickened my pace and the bee haphazardly flew into the street.
